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S01R10C1   , S01R10C1">"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
S01R08C2   "Age is not important unless you're cheese."
S01R03C4   "All people smile in the same language"
S01R02C3   "I started out with nothing and still have most of it."
S01R11C3   , S01R11C3">"Ignorance is a tragedy. But much more harmful is Intelligence without Morality."
S01R01C3   "It's not happy people who are thankful, it's thankful people who are happy."
S01R01C2   "My happy place"
S01R02C1   "Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it"
S01R01C4   "We can do hard things"
S01R04C1   , S01R04C1">"What Happens at Grandmas Stays at Grandmas."
S01R03C2   An Old Fisherman lives here with the catch of his life...
S01R07C4   Be Nice or Leave
S01R13C2   By the time we've made it... WE'VE HAD IT...
S01R04C3   Cleaning the house while children are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing
S01R09C2   Complaint Department 200 Miles
S01R07C2   Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.
S01R06C3   Do you want to speak to the cat in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on?
S01R05C1   DUDE, Calm Yourself
S01R08C3   Enjoy More. Endure Less.
S01R08C4   Get Up and Try Again
S01R03C1   Good mothers have dirty windows, sticky floors, and happy children.
S01R02C2   Grandparents: so easy to operate, even a child can do it
S01R01C1   Happy Wife, Happy Life
S01R07C1   Have I told you lately that I love you
S01R12C1   He who has the last laugh thinks slowest...
S01R05C2   He who kneels before God can stand up to anyone.
S01R03C3   How to avoid criticism: SAY NOTHING. DO NOTHING. BE NOTHING.
1008   How to Confuse the Idiots in Your Life
1001   How to Cope When You Are Surrounded by Idiots... Or If You Are One
S01R13C3   I Gave Up Being A Hippy For This?
S01R11C1   If Ignorance is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?
1013   If life were fair, horses would ride half the time
S01R09C3   If you ain't got problems you're most likely dead...
S01R07C3   If you judge others, you have no time to love them.
S01R05C3   INSANITY: Continuing to do the same things but expecting different results.
S01R08C1   It is what it is
S01R09C4   Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans
S01R06C4   Lord grant us one more economic boom...and this time, I promise, I won't fritter it away.
S01R10C4   Lord, all I ask for is a chance to prove that money won't buy happiness.
S01R02C4   , S01R02C4">Never give someone a piece of your mind without first stopping to consider if you can get by on what's left."
S01R06C2   One out of four people are mentally unstable. Look at three of your friends. If they seem normal, it's you!
S01R12C3   Only those who climb the mountain get to enjoy the view.
S01R06C1   Shopping With Your Husband Is Like Hunting With The Game Warden
S01R09C1   So far this is the oldest I've ever been.
S01R11C4   Some people probably think we're a pretty normal family
2010   The Joy of Being Broke
S01R05C4   The secret to having it all is believing you do.
S01R04C4   There is more to life than just increasing it's speed.
S01R04C2   This is No Ordinary FARM GIRL You're Dealing With
S01R12C2   We probably haven't done half of the stuff we have been accused of.
S01R10C3   What doesn't kill you will just make you stronger.
S01R12C4   Who shall set a limit to the influence of one human being?
S01R10C2   Young at heart, slightly older in other places.

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